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Yeah, in a word.
So, motorbabes. If you aren't gettin' your butts ready to travel over to Sam and Bunny's to personally congratulate them, I will shoot so many watermelon seeds at you.
Why? THEY GOT MARRIED. Fabulous, innit?
You might want to leave 'em alone for the night, though. 'Cause, y'know. It's night. The night. After their wedding. So. They might not answer if you do knock on their door. And if you totally disregard this warning and decide to tramp on over, don't hold me accountable for any, ah, traumatizing things seen or heard.
And Li, it's fuckin' fine. They won't massacre you. . . . Yet. Okay, I'm kidding. Calm the hell down.
Keep runnin', jellycakes.
XoXogee
So, motorbabes. If you aren't gettin' your butts ready to travel over to Sam and Bunny's to personally congratulate them, I will shoot so many watermelon seeds at you.
Why? THEY GOT MARRIED. Fabulous, innit?
You might want to leave 'em alone for the night, though. 'Cause, y'know. It's night. The night. After their wedding. So. They might not answer if you do knock on their door. And if you totally disregard this warning and decide to tramp on over, don't hold me accountable for any, ah, traumatizing things seen or heard.
And Li, it's fuckin' fine. They won't massacre you. . . . Yet. Okay, I'm kidding. Calm the hell down.
Keep runnin', jellycakes.
XoXogee
Gone, Baby
*slight static as his transceiver finds the signal* I . . . I'm gone.
I'm GONE.
*transmission recedes into the ever-present static*
Gravity
Oh . . .
Oh . . . shit—
Boom, baby.
I'm outta here before they sic their pigs on me. Shit, man, I can hear the sirens already.
See ya, crash queens.
Keep runnin'.
XoXogee
(I really can hear sirens. Woooo.)
Heh.
Heh heh.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
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(I'll wait until I know I won't be scarred if I walk into a room they're both in)